The Seven Plagues of 2009

On the first day,
Every woman was forced to make love,
To powerful ghosts.

On the second day,
Every toddler grew a second ass,
On their ass.

On the third day,
The coal miners
Shot themselves.

On the fourth day,
There were birds of every manner,
Fucking newborns.

On the fifth day,
A billion drunk old men,
Descended on the land and shat.

On the sixth day,
There were storms of every manner,
But mostly shit storms.

On the seventh day,
The walrus flu took millions,
Of healthy fuckers.

The year ended on a very low note.