Hey man -

Hey man -
Don’t crotch my hammer
Hey man -
Don’t wave my banner
Don’t burn my wood
Don’t lounge in my manor
Hey man -

The Man of the House
Strokes up down the corridors
He keeps things in order
He strokes down the steps
Leading down to the foyer
Hey man –
Don’t swing my chandelier
Hey man –
Don’t sex in my chamber.

The Beast of the Assembly
Gains upon midnight the pains
Of a century.
He rips through his passage
And sips through his wine
He gets up his getup
Only to find:

Hey man –
Woah man –
Never again man -
Put on your clothes.
And get out of my house.