Wednesday, August 14, 2013

boat trip

torn from the clay,
a red river rat!

a hollow omen,
it mocked us
and died.

out that mud
five tons of muscle
couldn't ease us.

the men breathed
disquiet. they practically
wallowed.

cap'n said nobody ever
been tickled by a feather,
that's just cartoons.
I said, Jesus.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Hump Day Haiku

There's no better way
to show a girl you love her
than a good dick-pic.

Hump Day Haiku

A blurry picture?
Can't you see it is a nice
Close-up of my crotch?

Hump Day Haiku

An anus collapsed,
Weighed down by the gravity
Of all time and space.