Petting Zoo

The petting zoo has nothing for me.
I hate goats.
I hate cows.
But most of all –
I hate the Chairman Maos
Skulking like it’s Christmas morning
Looking for presents in all the right places
And gloating cause they can.
Oh -
It -
Makes -
Me -
So -
Goddamn -
Angry!
Seeing them.
Stark naked.
Piles of mango rinds.
Piles of mango-scented defecation.
Chinese nation!
Look upon the foolish hordes
Of your plumpish once-corpsed leader!
Pet him if you dare.