The Baron

Do they think
That they can just not tell us
When the King dons his wordrobe?

Bullshit

Here, on this day my gentleman,
We shall form a list of complaints.
So that the court may see
That our baronny-asses mean business.

No more of the courtier's bullshit.
No more of the King's bullshit.
No more of the count's bullshit.
No more of Francois' bullshit.
No more of Leroy's bullshit.

List of complaints:

1. The high podium of the barons is not a receptacle for the Archduke's undergarments.
2. Peasants may not mingle amongst barons in their chambers.
3. Twenty schillings is not enough for the damage that Viceroy Ralph did to Baron Von Gladstone.
4. No one frots with us. (Someone's got to frot)
5. SOMEONE FROT WITH US!!!