Rejoice, Rejoice!

People of Suburbia! Rejoice!
The king hath sired a son!
The royal court hath deliberated upon a name
for this heir-to-be,
and have decided upon these possibles:
Jayce Sexer
Lemony Jaggerbran
Mortimer Powell
Snook Williams
Slace Jackson
Lord Duncan
Herman Leftor
Shelder Harbormaster
Randall Sneedley
Sly Robinson
Harp Leiberstrung
Mouth Scandal
Franz Buckelgrouber
Buck Franzgrouber
Georgie Jemaine
Slam Wilson
Duke Springsteen
Glib Jibblets
Chilluns McFadden
Heely Macintosh
Windy Famberlung
Desmond Gobblegobler
Tex Winston
Gary Raisinbread
Dill Rainbow
Paco Fattyacid
Timothy Toothpick
Ebola Jones
Welder Brainmosh
Diabetees Johnson
Mince Philbert
Sigmund Fishensheckel
Gary Grinder
Mad Tooter
Henderson Cooper-Barley
Harrison Jowley
Johann fartknocker
Champ masterson
Shooter Tamland
Garland Wetbandit
Soak Beckett
Super Mandathoe
Damp Slammer
Drink Slinker
Darwin Sneezeater
Klaus Karpenter
Wagstooth Windbag
Jim Higglesby
Ragumon Hundsley
Sluece Halfpipe
Slice Ragu
Marteen Tinseltoes
Gloria Gaysborg
Randall Erectus
Klaus Cyborgersteen
Raul muntantfinger
Steve monkeypaw
Raymunder Hagsby
Raymundo Houndstooth
Rogertop Gizzardly
Samuelman Slinker
Graciela Goatsmacker
Warbling Absteen
Antonio Spectacular
Haggle Risktaker
Swifty Silversmith
Bam Tinkertoys
Harley Hamhock
Looey Muttonchops
Swampy Softthighs
Studley Fishmonger
Hamley Heptup
Huntsmith Johanasburg
Squilbert Farshman
Stubert Wigglesmith
Wagley Dopplemayer
Lemur Hambargstar
Snapely Pencilbottom
Butch Rigormortis
Samuel Bansheesexer
Harmon Keelstarber
Shleeming Sfartskoff

Who should be our next King?