Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Founder's Motto

Never say never. I mean it.
As soon as you start saying never,
your ass is grass mister.
Bluegrass.
They'll get you if you start saying never.
It's a terrible word
anyway. I mean, gramatically it doesn't even-
What's that? Who's They??

Why, the everpresenteverknowingallseeingallbeingallscreaming
alwaysyellingmosltyflailingsimplythreshingcontestjudging
pageantcrashingweddingplanningsailboatsterningtraintrackblasting
hiphopcasting They
That's They. You don't want to
mess with They, even if
you die trying.

And always remember:
I f#*@$d the landlord
for seven weeks straight
so you wouldn't have to.

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